My Name Is Earl (TV Series)

Jump for Joy (2006)

Ethan Suplee: Randy Hickey

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• [Earl and Randy are working out how to convince Catalina to work for Chubby again so he'll pay Joy's bail] 

  Earl : I don't know Randy, it's kind of a hard thing to ask a friend. Hey Catalina, you feel like working for a crazy man and shaking your half-naked body for a bunch of sweaty drunks to help a woman you can't stand get out of jail?

  [Earl turns to Randy, who is daydreaming] 

  Randy : I'm sorry Earl. After you said "Catalina half-naked" I didn't hear.

• Doris : [on prison visitor phone]  Hey, my man's not here. You wanna chat?

  Randy : Okay. What are you in for?

  Doris : I killed my man.

• Chubby : [smelling one of his female employees at Club Chubby before turning to Earl]  You wanna smell it? Go on, smell it!

  Earl : [Earl sniffs]  Nice! Vanilla.

  Chubby : Yeah.

  [Randy tries to sniff but is restrained by Chubby, who clenches Randy's chin] 

  Chubby : Not you!

  Randy : [through pursued lips]  But I love vanilla! It's my third favourite flavour!

  Chubby : Alright. Just a whiff.

  [Chubby drags Randy towards female employee by his chin then releases him] 

  Randy : [satisfied]  It smells like a cupcake with boobies.

  Chubby : [pulls a gun on Randy]  Open up! This is a real classy joint. And I don't wanna ever hear boobies around here. Got that?

  Randy : [paralysed with fear]  Uh-huh!

  Chubby : [shoots Randy, revealing the gun to be a water pistol full of alcohol]  Vodka!

• Earl : What are you doin' Randy?

  Randy : I'm making a list of rich people with a million dollars we can borrow for Joy's bail.

  Earl : The Beverley Hillbillies?

  Randy : They're super rich.

  Earl : They're pretend Randy, just like Richie Rich and Donald Trump - they're just TV characters.

• [Randy is helping a scantily-clad Catalina warm-up before her pole dancing routine] 

  Catalina : You're very good at this.

  Randy : I used to help my mom with this before she did her mall walking.

  Catalina : Oh, does your mother like to exercise?

  Randy : Let's not talk about my mom right now.

• [Randy is helping a scantily-clad Catalina warm-up before her pole dancing routine] 

  Dodge : You're very good at this.

  Randy : I used to help my mom with this before she did her mall walking.

  Dodge : Oh, does your mother like to exercise?

  Randy : Let's not talk about my mom right now.

• Earl : [voiceover]  Most mornings I'll wake up thinking about my list. But sometimes I have more important things on my mind. Like court.

  Randy : [looking at a walnut between his thumb and forefinger]  I'm gonna ask the judge to smash this walnut with his judge hammer. I bet it explodes like a Death Star!

  Earl : You might be disappointed Randy. Like when you got that tow truck driver to drag your pumpkin.

  Randy : He drove off before I could get the wig on it!

  Randy : [in court]  Should I ask him now, Earl? I saw a guy with back there with pistachios

  [sic] 

  Randy : and I don't want him to go before me!

  Earl : Well I don't think he's here to get 'em cracked, Randy.