Two and a Half Men (TV Series)
The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress (2006)
Jon Cryer: Alan Harper
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Quotes
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Alan Harper : [Evelyn comes in with her lips grotesquely swollen] What happened to your mouth?
Evelyn Harper : I just had a little procedure.
Alan Harper : [astonished] What kind of procedure?
Charlie Harper : They sucked some fat out of her ass and shot it into her lips.
Alan Harper : What did they do? Use the *whole* ass?
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Jake Harper : [to Evelyn] Dad says you've got your butt in your lips.
Alan Harper : Just eat your dinner.
Jake Harper : Hang on.
[to Evelyn]
Jake Harper : So, if you burp now, it'll really be a fart, right?