Abby Hagyard: Valerie Prevort, Librarian

Quotes 

• Alasdair Gillis : This... this book is a... a bit overdue and I probably owe a lot, so I brought it back.

  Librarian : I see. Well, let me see. Ah-ha! Six months overdue. Young man, this is going to cost you an arm and a leg.

  Alasdair Gillis : Yeah, I thought so. Uh, so how much do I owe?

  Librarian : No, young man, you don't understand. You see, in this library we do not use money anymore. We operate on the revenge system. It really is going to cost you...

  Librarian : [pulling out a chainsaw]  ... an arm and a leg. Right or left?

• [Children are returning books before they're due] 

  Librarian : What is wrong with you children today?

  Alasdair Gillis : Well, it's our new revenge policy for us kids. We're not paying another cent in fines, even if it means never reading a book again in our lives.

  Librarian : Oh, no! No, you can't! Well, then I'll be out of a job!