Scrubs (TV Series)

His Story IV (2007)

Sam Lloyd: Ted Buckland

Quotes 

• J.D. : [thinking about Dr. Kelso]  I always wondered what he did in his office all day.

  [flash to fantasy of Kelso in his office with Ted] 

  Dr. Kelso : Human Magic 8-Ball, tell me if I should play golf this weekend?

  [He shakes Ted's head like a Magic 8-ball] 

  Ted Buckland : I am a lawyer!

  Dr. Kelso : I said, should I play golf?

  [Kelso shakes Ted's head again] 

  Ted Buckland : Ask again later!... Why would I say that?

  [Kelso shakes his head again] 

  Ted Buckland : [flash back to J.D] 

  J.D. : [thinking]  My daydreams are crazy!

  Ted Buckland : Oh, dizzy!

  [he collapses against a rack of medical supplies, knocking it over]