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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Apparently McGee thinks Ziva's in love with me.
[Ziva scoffs]
Special Agent Timothy McGee : There's a reason it's called fiction, DiNozzo.
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : Palmer, I need a favor.
Jimmy Palmer : You wanna ride back with us.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : How'd you know.
Jimmy Palmer : [irritably] I read your book. And for your information, I've never had sexual relations with a corpse.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : That character was not based on you.
Jimmy Palmer : His name was "Pimmy Jalmer", McGee!
Special Agent Timothy McGee : He's French Polynesian.
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[after getting a tentative identification of their serial killer]
Sr. FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : We need an address.
[McGee types in the information, they wait for a moment]
Special Agent Timothy McGee : [humming] Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo...
Special Agent Timothy McGee , Sr. FBI Agent T.C. Fornell , Abby Sciuto : [humming] Doo-dah, doo-dah...
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [as McGee and Abby are explaining the process they used to electronically rehydrate the mummy's head] McGee, less talk. More of the computer chip doo-dah.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Making with the doo-dah, Boss.
Sr. FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : Doo-dah?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Yeah. It's a technical term, Tobias.
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : For the last time, Deep Six is fiction.
Officer Ziva David : Fiction based on us, yes?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : NO! Look if you don't believe me, read the disclaimer on the front of the book!
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [to Ziva] You buying that, Lisa?
[Ziva laughs]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Didn't think so.
[Tony adjusts his seatbelt]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Nice knowing you Probie.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Ziva...
[Ziva accelerates quickly. McGee falls back]
Special Agent Timothy McGee : It's just a book!
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I've seen a lot of things since I became a cop, Ziva, but this... a guy tortures and murders 19 women, then gets off on eating their toes. Whoever whacked this sick freak did us and the world a favor.
Officer Ziva David : And our job is to arrest them. Makes perfect sense to me.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Justified or not, it's still a crime, Ziva. In this country, you cannot take the law into your own hands.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Unless it's your little sister wanted for murder, right, Probie?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : You know what I mean.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [shows a photo of one of the victims] What if this was your sister?
[shows another]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Or her?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : My point is that we cannot just investigate the crimes that we want to.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [entering] McGee's right. Does anybody have a problem with that?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : No, boss, it's just...
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Just what, DiNozzo?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Some days this job really sucks.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [as Fornell and Sacks enter] Yeah? Well' it's about to get worse. Ziva, you and Tony are with Sacks on this one.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Doing what?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Coming up with a list of people who wanted Bright dead.
Officer Ziva David : Besides everyone in this room?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Except for McLawyer over there.