Family Guy (TV Series)
The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2007)
Seth Green: Chris Griffin, Italian Man in Line
Quotes
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Chris Griffin : Hi, Mr. Herbert. Here's your paper.
John Herbert : Oh, uh, sorry, Chris, but I'm afraid I'm gonna have to cancel my subscription.
Chris Griffin : Cancel? But you love this paper.
John Herbert : Listen, I think you're a real nice guy, but I've just decided to go with another paper.
[another paperboy rides up]
John Herbert : Hello, there, Kyle. You look nice today. I see you're wearing your big shorts with the baggy leg holes that flutter so carelessly in the breeze.
Kyle : Here's your paper.
[to Chris]
Kyle : What are you doing here? Beat it, nerd.
John Herbert : Thank you. Would you like to come inside for a cupcake and a glass of wine?
Kyle : Shut up, old man.
John Herbert : [watching him ride away] Mmm. What's going on in my pants? Looks like we got six more weeks of winter.
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TV Announcer : We now return to "Cutting in Line in Front of Italians."
[as a man cuts in line, the Italians behind him all object with stereotypical accents]
Italian Man in Line : Hey, Copernicus, why don't you navigate yourself to the back of the line with your feet and stand there with your shirt?
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Chris Griffin : Dad, you can't hit him!
Randy Fulcher : Yeah. I have M.S.
Peter Griffin : You hear that, son? He has monkey scrotum and is bragging about it.