Family Guy (TV Series)
The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2007)
Mike Henry: Cleveland Brown, John Herbert
Quotes
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Glenn Quagmire : [playing golf, he hits his ball into the rough] God damn it! Come on! Come on!
[bleeped profanity]
Glenn Quagmire : Come on, Glenn! Come on, get your head in the goddamn game!
[yelling, he throws his golf bag in frustration]
Joe Swanson : Hey, do you think it's time to talk to Quagmire about his anger issues with this game?
Cleveland Brown : A white man shouldn't play sports in the first place.
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Glenn Quagmire : Hey, hey, hey, hey, that's a stroke!
Peter Griffin : I just tapped my ball, Quagmire. Relax.
Glenn Quagmire : Oh, relax? Oh, okay.
[putting a ball on the ground]
Glenn Quagmire : Oh, oh, look, I just tapped my ball. Oh, I just tapped it again. Oh, oh, tap, tap, tap. Oh, where is it? Oh! It's in the hole. Eagle! Yay, Quagmire!
[bending his club over his knee, he throws it against the cart]
Joe Swanson : Hey, Quagmire, you know it's not fun when you're like this.
Glenn Quagmire : You want fun? Go home and buy a monkey.
Cleveland Brown : What does that even mean?
Glenn Quagmire : I don't know.
[looking up at the sky]
Glenn Quagmire : Boy, we got a beautiful day for this.
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Joe Swanson : Peter, are you sure you're allowed to bring a baby onto the golf course?
Peter Griffin : Well, Lois asked me to watch Stewie for the afternoon. It's all right, I don't think the club'll mind. It's Cleveland I'm worried about.
Cleveland Brown : [wearing a mask of Richard Nixon] Peter, is this really necessary? I can't hardly see anything.
Golf : [passing by with a partner] Hey, look, it's President Nixon.
[Cleveland raises the mask]
Golf : No, wait, it's a black guy.
[he puts it back on]
Golf : No, it's Nixon.
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Chris Griffin : Hi, Mr. Herbert. Here's your paper.
John Herbert : Oh, uh, sorry, Chris, but I'm afraid I'm gonna have to cancel my subscription.
Chris Griffin : Cancel? But you love this paper.
John Herbert : Listen, I think you're a real nice guy, but I've just decided to go with another paper.
[another paperboy rides up]
John Herbert : Hello, there, Kyle. You look nice today. I see you're wearing your big shorts with the baggy leg holes that flutter so carelessly in the breeze.
Kyle : Here's your paper.
[to Chris]
Kyle : What are you doing here? Beat it, nerd.
John Herbert : Thank you. Would you like to come inside for a cupcake and a glass of wine?
Kyle : Shut up, old man.
John Herbert : [watching him ride away] Mmm. What's going on in my pants? Looks like we got six more weeks of winter.