House M.D. (TV Series)
Needle in a Haystack (2007)
Hugh Laurie: Dr. Gregory House
Quotes
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Dr. Wilson : [to House] Ah, yes. If it isn't Doctor "Ironside."
Dr. Gregory House : Ah, if it isn't Doctor "I Had No Friends When I Was Growing Up, So All I Did Was Watch TV By Myself, Which Is Why I Can Now Make Constant Pop Culture References Which No One Understands But Me."
Dr. Wilson : That's my name. Don't wear it out.
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Dr. Eric Foreman : [about a patient that keeps bleeding] We plug one hole and end up poking another.
Dr. Gregory House : Are we talking about the patient, or how to get a raise from Cuddy?
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Dr. Gregory House : [Seeing Dr. Whitner in her wheelchair] Sweet ride. I asked for the one with a sissy bar and a banana seat, but Santa gave me this instead. Guess that's what I get for being naughty.
Dr. Julie Whitner : You must be Dr. House.
Dr. Gregory House : Yeah. So, looks like there's been some sort of mix-up at the parking office.
Dr. Julie Whitner : They had to move me closer to the door.
Dr. Gregory House : Had to? You don't look like the type to pull a weapon.
Dr. Julie Whitner : Wheelchair.
Dr. Gregory House : Cane. I think you should do the honorable thing, let me have my space back.
Dr. Julie Whitner : Oh well, uh... since you asked so nicely, wheelchair.
Dr. Gregory House : Cane! Walking long distances makes my leg hurt.
Dr. Julie Whitner : And it's easy for me?
Dr. Gregory House : Of course not. Pushing that little lever? The muscles must burn. I'm sure the last 10 yards are pure torture.
Dr. Julie Whitner : Crossing the parking lot is dangerous. Cars can't see me.
Dr. Gregory House : You ever hit a patch of black ice with a cane?
Dr. Julie Whitner : No, gosh, on account of the fact that I can't walk. Maybe you should ask the parking office for some crampons.
Dr. Gregory House : This is about who can most easily cross the parking lot. You're the winner.
Dr. Julie Whitner : Oh, and the prize is apparently a parking space.