BraveStarr (TV Series)
The Good, the Bad and the Clumsy (1987)
Charlie Adler: Deputy Fuzz, Tex Hex, Mayor Derringer
Quotes
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Deputy Fuzz : [Fuzz has been captured by Billy the Droid] Ooh, me sorry. Him sneak up and grab me from my behind!
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Tex Hex : With Billy the Droid riding with me, I would be unstoppable. No one could stand up to me.
Outlaw Scuzz : You said it, Hex Tex, no one could stand you!
Tex Hex : [frowns] I ought to barbeque you, you useless prairie varmint!
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Marshal BraveStarr : Release my deputy.
Billy the Droid : BraveStarr!
Deputy Fuzz : BraveStarr!
Thirty/Thirty : [whinnies] Hey, what am I? Soft tumbleweed?
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Deputy Fuzz : Oh... it's dark, and wet, and cold and creepy in here.
[cheerful]
Deputy Fuzz : Just like home!
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Deputy Fuzz : Cousin Scuzz!
Outlaw Scuzz : Cousin Fuzz! You low-down low life prairie scum!
Deputy Fuzz : Oh, you half-baked double-timing traitor!
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Tex Hex : Why, you no-good, bushwackin' pea-brained, snakeeyed, skunkbreath prairie rat! I'm gonna teach you a lesson you'll never forget!
Outlaw Scuzz : But, but, Hex Tex...
[stammers]
Outlaw Scuzz : ... Thirty/Thirty say it, no-no-no-no-no-not Scuzz.
Tex Hex : You didn't have to give me the message!
[fires his Hex Maker at Scuzz]
