BraveStarr (TV Series)

The Good, the Bad and the Clumsy (1987)

Alan Oppenheimer: Outlaw Scuzz

Quotes 

• Tex Hex : With Billy the Droid riding with me, I would be unstoppable. No one could stand up to me.

  Outlaw Scuzz : You said it, Hex Tex, no one could stand you!

  Tex Hex : [frowns]  I ought to barbeque you, you useless prairie varmint!

• Deputy Fuzz : Cousin Scuzz!

  Outlaw Scuzz : Cousin Fuzz! You low-down low life prairie scum!

  Deputy Fuzz : Oh, you half-baked double-timing traitor!

• Tex Hex : Why, you no-good, bushwackin' pea-brained, snakeeyed, skunkbreath prairie rat! I'm gonna teach you a lesson you'll never forget!

  Outlaw Scuzz : But, but, Hex Tex...

  [stammers] 

  Outlaw Scuzz : ... Thirty/Thirty say it, no-no-no-no-no-not Scuzz.

  Tex Hex : You didn't have to give me the message!

  [fires his Hex Maker at Scuzz]