- Deputy Fuzz: [Fuzz has been captured by Billy the Droid] Ooh, me sorry. Him sneak up and grab me from my behind!
- Tex Hex: With Billy the Droid riding with me, I would be unstoppable. No one could stand up to me.
- Outlaw Scuzz: You said it, Hex Tex, no one could stand you!
- Tex Hex: [frowns] I ought to barbeque you, you useless prairie varmint!
- Marshal BraveStarr: Release my deputy.
- Billy the Droid: BraveStarr!
- Deputy Fuzz: BraveStarr!
- Thirty/Thirty: [whinnies] Hey, what am I? Soft tumbleweed?
- Deputy Fuzz: Oh... it's dark, and wet, and cold and creepy in here.
- [cheerful]
- Deputy Fuzz: Just like home!
- Deputy Fuzz: Cousin Scuzz!
- Outlaw Scuzz: Cousin Fuzz! You low-down low life prairie scum!
- Deputy Fuzz: Oh, you half-baked double-timing traitor!
- Tex Hex: Why, you no-good, bushwackin' pea-brained, snakeeyed, skunkbreath prairie rat! I'm gonna teach you a lesson you'll never forget!
- Outlaw Scuzz: But, but, Hex Tex...
- [stammers]
- Outlaw Scuzz: ... Thirty/Thirty say it, no-no-no-no-no-not Scuzz.
- Tex Hex: You didn't have to give me the message!
- [fires his Hex Maker at Scuzz]