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Quotes
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [at a sexual harassment seminar] What if you slap someone in the back of the head like this?
[slaps the back of McGee's head. McGee hits him back]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Would that be considered inappropriate behavior?
Tracy Taylor : Absolutely. Are you saying that this has actually happened?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [pause and looks at Gibbs] No, I was just wondering. That's all.
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Officer Ziva David : If red light is for sexually assaulting a co-worker, what color is for murder?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Uh, how's black light sound?
Officer Ziva David : Works for me.
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Officer Ziva David : Test results come back already?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Yes, I'm pregnant. McGee's gonna be very proud.
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Torsten Engler : All I'm saying, Agent DiNozzo, is our entire team is under a tremendous amount of stress. We're competing against dozens of teams. Three and a half years of work, and it all comes down to a single proof of concept test.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Robot car race?
Torsten Engler : In crude terms, yes.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : What do you get if you win?
Torsten Engler : Recognition in my field.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : What about one of those cool trophies like they hand out in Nascar?
Torsten Engler : I wouldn't know. I'm a scientist, not a... redneck.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : It is the fastest growing sport in the country.
Torsten Engler : I rest my case.
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Tracy Taylor : From the video it's clear that sexual harassment can take many forms in the work place: a coworker with "elevator eyes" looking you up and down, a coworker shows you a cartoon or picture of a sexual nature...
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [to Ziva] If you're lucky.
Tracy Taylor : a coworker's hand "accidentally" brushes up against your body.
Officer Ziva David : [to Tony] If you're really lucky.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Curious to find out what follows "red light" behavior, Ziva?
Officer Ziva David : Uh... potential pregnancy?
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Officer Ziva David : [after falling on top of McGee] That had better be your handcuff.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Oh, this is a classic "yellow light" situation.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [singing while posing as a busker during a surveillance on a group of diners in a nearby restaurant] In my perspective, I see the people from the big jet plane. The woman looks Teutonic. She drinks a vodka tonic and two bald men sit with her, waiting for a fourth. They are not going to order than main course, until that person comes.
[a nearby stray dog starts howling]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Everyone's a critic.