- Abby Sciuto: [after Gibbs saves her life] Permission to hug?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: You never have to ask.
- Jimmy Palmer: [at a sexual harassment seminar] Uh, what if, part of your job includes, touching naked people and...
- Tracy Taylor: [quickly] Oh, that's inappropriate at any time!
- Jimmy Palmer: Even if they're dead?
- Tracy Taylor: Why are you touching dead naked people?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [at a sexual harassment seminar] What if you slap someone in the back of the head like this?
- [slaps the back of McGee's head. McGee hits him back]
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Would that be considered inappropriate behavior?
- Tracy Taylor: Absolutely. Are you saying that this has actually happened?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [pause and looks at Gibbs] No, I was just wondering. That's all.
- Officer Ziva David: If red light is for sexually assaulting a co-worker, what color is for murder?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Uh, how's black light sound?
- Officer Ziva David: Works for me.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: I did it Abby. I figured out how they got in.
- Abby Sciuto: [coming up from behind McGee] How did you know I was here?
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: ...I didn't.
- Officer Ziva David: Test results come back already?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Yes, I'm pregnant. McGee's gonna be very proud.
- Torsten Engler: All I'm saying, Agent DiNozzo, is our entire team is under a tremendous amount of stress. We're competing against dozens of teams. Three and a half years of work, and it all comes down to a single proof of concept test.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Robot car race?
- Torsten Engler: In crude terms, yes.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: What do you get if you win?
- Torsten Engler: Recognition in my field.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: What about one of those cool trophies like they hand out in Nascar?
- Torsten Engler: I wouldn't know. I'm a scientist, not a... redneck.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: It is the fastest growing sport in the country.
- Torsten Engler: I rest my case.
- Tracy Taylor: From the video it's clear that sexual harassment can take many forms in the work place: a coworker with "elevator eyes" looking you up and down, a coworker shows you a cartoon or picture of a sexual nature...
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [to Ziva] If you're lucky.
- Tracy Taylor: a coworker's hand "accidentally" brushes up against your body.
- Officer Ziva David: [to Tony] If you're really lucky.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Ducky won't be here. He's gotta take his mom to the hospital.
- Jimmy Palmer: Is Victoria all right?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Well she cut herself shaving, and for some reason he thinks you can handle this?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Curious to find out what follows "red light" behavior, Ziva?
- Officer Ziva David: Uh... potential pregnancy?
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: The reason that we couldn't find how they hacked the A.I. program was, they didn't.
- Abby Sciuto: They snuck in before the system was even online.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [deadpan] Makes sense.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Through a series of commands inserted into the flash memory of the BIOS at boot-up.
- Abby Sciuto: They waited until the conditions were met, and then bam! Killer Car Syndrome.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Once executed, it purged from memory. The only trace left, an extra space on one of the motherboard's BIOS chips.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [deadpan] Figured it'd be something like that.
- Officer Ziva David: [after falling on top of McGee] That had better be your handcuff.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Oh, this is a classic "yellow light" situation.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [singing while posing as a busker during a surveillance on a group of diners in a nearby restaurant] In my perspective, I see the people from the big jet plane. The woman looks Teutonic. She drinks a vodka tonic and two bald men sit with her, waiting for a fourth. They are not going to order than main course, until that person comes.
- [a nearby stray dog starts howling]
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Everyone's a critic.
- Abby Sciuto: [after their highly technical explanation] I think we lost him. We need to try it again, but slower.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [holds up the memory chip from a digital camera] So what you're saying, for example, we need to find something this small in a Humvee jammed with $22 million of electronics.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Pretty much.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [drops the chip in Abby's pocket] We're screwed.
- Abby Sciuto: That is an excellent point.
- [McGee and Abby convince Jamie to access his own monitoring program for OTTO]
- Jamie Jones: I could try...
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Do it!
- Jamie Jones: All right... but even if I get in, all I can tell you is stuff like oil pressure and fuel levels. Navigation, external sensors, that's all handled by scientists.
- [types]
- Jamie Jones: All right, I'm in. Now what?
- Abby Sciuto: Just sit back, and let the scientists...
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: ...kick all kinds of major ass.
- [They hunch over their computers]
- Jamie Jones: [smiles sadly] Ronnie would have really liked you guys.