- [Sam's grandmother has been kicked out of her retirement home for growing marijuana]
- Gracie: It's medicinal!
- Nurse Samantha Taggart: You don't have glaucoma.
- Gracie: Guess why, sweetie!
- Nurse Samantha Taggart: How long are you staying, Gracie?
- Gracie: Just until you throw me out, not a bit longer!
- Sarah Riley: You must be that guy who's always riding Uncle Tony. You know, like a bull in heat?
- Dr. Tony Gates: Shh!
- Dr. Gregory Pratt: So, uh, what else does Uncle Tony say about me?
- Sarah Riley: The rest I'm not allowed to say.
- Dr. Neela Rasgotra: That little tosser just called me a whore.
- Dr. Abby Lockhart: She seems so sweet.
- Dr. Neela Rasgotra: I've never been called a whore.
- Dr. Abby Lockhart: Did she say dirty whore, or filthy whore?
- Dr. Neela Rasgotra: Is there a difference?
- Dr. Abby Lockhart: Depends on the whore.
- Gracie: You remember when we lived in that trailer?
- Alex Taggart: You guys lived in a trailer?
- Nurse Samantha Taggart: It was a mobile home.
- Gracie: That's uppity for "trailer."
- Gracie: I had a boyfriend once in Chatham. He dumped me. I swear it was for his sister.
- Nurse Samantha Taggart: My grandma has lots of stories about her antics with men.