Two and a Half Men (TV Series)
Walnuts and Demerol (2006)
Conchata Ferrell: Berta
Quotes
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Evelyn : Do you trust me?
Alan Harper , Berta , Charlie Harper , Rose : No!
Evelyn : Okay, but you know I have your best interest at heart. Don't you?
Alan Harper , Berta , Charlie Harper , Rose : NO!
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Berta : [brings in eggnog] Here we go, more fuel for the fire.
Charlie Harper : You said you were going home!
Berta : Well, that was before I knew you were having a party.
Charlie Harper : This isn't a party! It's just a bunch of people I don't like, standing around, drinking my booze... Oh, crap! It *is* a party.
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Berta : Wow. A third-act twist.
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Berta : Hey, I'm mixing up the eggnog! You want this broad lit up, or just slightly glowing?
Charlie Harper : Well, let's see. We're celebrating peace on earth and goodwill towards all mankind. So, let's get her plowed!
Berta : Hallelujah!
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[Charlie takes Gloria upstairs]
Berta : Aw, ain't that sweet? Every time a guy has sex, an angel gets a stiffy!