Tin Man (2007)

Neal McDonough: Wyatt Cain

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Quotes 

• DG : I'm DG. This is...

  Cain : I know, a head-case.

  Glitch : I have a proper name... and when I remember it I will tell you.

  DG : What's a head-case?

  Cain : It's what the state does to re-educate criminals. Remove their brains, and keep them trapped inside their own heads. Ain't that right, convict?

  Glitch : Whoa, I ain't no convict!

  [hesitates] 

  Glitch : And just in case I am, it was a bogus charge, a frame job, I'm sure of it!

• Cain : It amazes me that you once influenced the queen.

  Glitch : I know, me too!

• Cain : [to Toto after discovering his betrayal]  I'd shoot you in the heart if I thought you had one.

• Cain : [entering tavern to meet the Seeker]  I don't like the looks of this place. Why don't you guys wait outside? I'll cut the deal myself.

  DG : No, I think we should -

  [dwarf shoves his way between the group] 

  DG : - stick together. I feel very safe with you guys.

  Glitch : Really? I don't.

• Glitch : You've been sleeping for hours... like a baby with his pacifier.

  Cain : I thought you were dead.

  Glitch : Ditto. You know, I may have saved you from hypothermia, but um,

  [holds up the horse toy] 

  Glitch : this is what saved your life. It stopped the bullet.

  Cain : DG?

  Glitch : Azkadellia.

  Cain : Raw?

  Glitch : Ah, I don't know I can't find him. Either they took him too, or he's dead. Or...

  Cain : Maybe he ran away.

  Glitch : You know you really should do something about that BITTER cynicism of yours Cain!

  Cain : Why? Someone's gotta keep your wide-eyed optimism in check.

  [silence] 

  Cain : Hey, Glitch?

  Glitch : What?

  Cain : I owe you one.

  Glitch : [smiles]  You know Cain, professional psychiatric help is only a crow's call away these days. I think someone like you with your issues with masculinity, and what we call it the boy scout syndrome...

• Glitch : I'm not saying they called me 'Twinkle-toes' but I cut quite a rug... Oh, you can make a face Cain, but here was a time I was a *terrific* dancer. She may have taken my brain, but *rhythm* that comes directly from the...

  Cain : [interrupting]  Do you have any bright ideas how to get in there?

  Glitch : I mean, I don't mind taxing my half a brain for DG, but just *once* I'd like someone to admire me for my *rhythm*. Which, as I was saying before I was so *rudely* interrupted, comes directly from the *soul*.

  [Cain gives him the look] 

  Glitch : You know, Cain, sometimes you make me feel just like those ladies at the dance, like I blend right in with the wallpaper...

  Cain : [looking at Longcoats]  That's not a bad idea.

  Glitch : [surprised]  Wanna dance?

  Cain : I'll lead, you follow.

• Cain : [after taking out several Longcoats]  You're a deep well, Glitch.

  Glitch : It's all about rhythm.

• Cain : [to Toto while crossing the gap in the OZ]  If you shape shift, I swear I'll drop ya.

• Cain : If you don't have heart, you have nothing.

• Toto : The time to leave is now.

  Cain : Sorry Pooch, but this is where we part company.

  Toto : Part?

  Cain : With the Mobats in the sky and the Longcoats on our trail, I don't have time to figure out what your angle is in all this.

  Toto : My 'angle' is her mother sent me to help her.

  Cain : And you did. I'd even thank you, if I knew who you were...

  Glitch : Whoa, Mister-Suspicious! This is the man... dog...

  [whispers] 

  Glitch : thingy... that helped us escape!

• Cain : [to Longcoat]  Drop it, or I'll blow you into next week.

• Cain : [referring to Glitch]  What's he doing now?