The Ghost & Mrs. Muir (TV Series)

Curious Cousin (1970)

Charles Nelson Reilly: Claymore Gregg

Quotes 

• Claymore Gregg : Ahoy, my lovely. Captain Daniel Gregg in service of his queen - the fairest lass who ever stepped foot on the lee side of a fo'c'sle.

• Claymore Gregg : There are other things in life besides money.

  Carolyn Muir : [warily]  Such as.

  Claymore Gregg : Fame.

• Claymore Gregg : Oh, would that I could remain here landlocked with you forever, but... the sea calls me. The salt is in my blood. I belong out there among the whales, the porpoises, the finnan haddie.

• Cousin Harriet : Just a minute. Don't I know you from someplace?

  Claymore Gregg : Imposible. I've never been there, madam.

• Cousin Harriet : [meeting Claymore as Claymore]  I know. Without the beard you look exactly

  [to Carolyn] 

  Cousin Harriet : like your Capt. Gregg.

  Carolyn Muir : [laughing nervously]  Really? Well, what's so unusual about that? This is his twin brother, Claymore.

  Claymore Gregg : Yes, I look exactly like my twin brother.

  Cousin Harriet : Twin brother?

  Claymore Gregg : Identical. It got so that Mother used to diaper one of us twice.