- Madame Tibaldi: Oh, I haven't lost a client in the last twenty years, particularly one that paid me a good fee in advance.
- Martha Grant: Well, if it's an idea you want, would you be interested in my aunt's adventures with a plumber in Cicero Falls?
- Carolyn Muir: I don't think so, Martha.
- Martha Grant: Something pretty racy started over a leaky faucet.
- Capt. Daniel Gregg: I will not allow a seance in my house.
- Carolyn Muir: Captain, you're the reason for the seance, and I'm afraid you're just gonna have to live with it.
- [Daniel glares at her]
- Carolyn Muir: Or in your case, not live with it.