The Ghost & Mrs. Muir (TV Series)
The Firehouse Five Plus Ghost (1969)
Charles Nelson Reilly: Claymore Gregg
Quotes
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Claymore Gregg : There is a right way to make a fire and a wrong way. This is wrong. Actually, if I wasn't in such a hurry I'd make the fire myself by rubbing two stick together or by using flint and steel.
Martha Grant : Well, you'll just have to rough it with bellows and kerosene.
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Claymore Gregg : [leaving a smoke-filled room] Boy, I couldn't see a thing in there, Martha. This calls for drastic action.
Martha Grant : Like what?
Claymore Gregg : [raising up his extinguisher] Well, like reading these instructions.
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Claymore Gregg : D'you realize that there are three generations of Schooner Bayites who just love that gallant old fire engine?
Carolyn Muir : The radiator boiled over, the water pump didn't work, the hose didn't even have a nozzle, and the poor thing can't go but ten miles an hour.
Claymore Gregg : So?
Carolyn Muir : So?
Claymore Gregg : So it has a few inconveniences. Where is your sentiment, Mrs. Muir?
Carolyn Muir : Sentiment will not put out a fire.
Claymore Gregg : Then I stand on the record: Only two houses have burned down in the past five years.
Carolyn Muir : There've been only two fires in the last five years.
Claymore Gregg : A mere detail.
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Claymore Gregg : [citing the current regulations that have not been changed since 1911] There's not one thing on this paper, Commissioner, that that engine can not meet.
[the fire brigade all starts to concur at once]
Claymore Gregg : At ease, men, steady, 'tention!
[back to Commissioner Lilly]
Claymore Gregg : Including the emergency pair of blinders we carry for the horses.
Fire Commissioner Lilly : [dryly] You got a pair for me?