- [Jonathan and Candice must apologize to their teacher]
- Jonathan Muir: I still think the Captain's right.
- Candice Muir: So do I, but Mom thinks Miss Stoddard is.
- Jonathan Muir: Well, whadda ya do when two people are right?
- Candice Muir: I guess you listen to the one that can have you suspended.
- Mr. Hampton: I just hit an all-time low. This is the first time I've ever been thanked for punishment.
- Mr. Hampton: I've been accused of ineptitude.
- Carolyn Muir: Oh, well, that's ridiculous. You're very ept.