- Capt. Daniel Gregg: Six bells. Rise and shine.
- Claymore Gregg: Oh, don't wake me, stewardess. I've SEEN the movie.
- Capt. Daniel Gregg: A few days of good solid food and you'll be a new man.
- Claymore Gregg: I wasn't through with the old one.
- Claymore Gregg: Now, w-why are you haunting me?
- Capt. Daniel Gregg: Because, my dear fellow, since you have always maintained that you are my only living relative, I have decided to be your houseguest.
- Claymore Gregg: My houseguest? What did I ever do to deserve that?
- Capt. Daniel Gregg: I thought you'd be delighted.
- Carolyn Muir: You kids been enjoying the show?
- Candice Muir: You bet, Mom. Mr. Peevey touched some wires and got blue sparks.
- Jonathan Muir: Everything started to smoke!
- Carolyn Muir: Oh, terrific. How much is THAT, uh, performance gonna cost, Mr. Peevey?
- Mr. Peevey: On the house, Mrs. Muir.
- Harvey: Hey, kids, have you noticed anything strange around here lately?
- Candice Muir: Like moaning from the attic?
- Harvey: Yeah.
- Jonathan Muir: And chains clanking down the hallway?
- Harvey: Yeah.
- Candice Muir: And footsteps creaking on the stairs at night?
- Harvey: Y-y-yeah.
- Candice Muir, Jonathan Muir: No. Bye.