- Marge Simpson: This used to be my favorite seahorse. I called it Funny Goodfeeling. Someone carved swastikas in your eyes!
- Homer Simpson: Don't worry. I'm sure it was some guy full of hate.
- Homer Simpson: [Marge is watching a home movie of her in Barnacle Bay] I never saw Marge want to go to a place so bad. I will make her dream come true by burning that film to DVD.
- [cut to Marge sadly watching the DVD]
- Homer Simpson: I never seen her want to go to a place so badly. I will take her there, by downloading it to her iPod.
- [cut to Marge sadly looking at her iPod]
- Homer Simpson: I'm sorry I couldn't figure out how to download that movie to your iPod, so I'm taking the whole family on a surprise vacation to Barnacle Bay.
- Captain McCallister: These seas used to be full of yum fish.
- Lisa Simpson: Maybe you overfished them all.
- Captain McCallister: Maybe they underspawned.
- Lisa Simpson: Maybe you killed them all.
- Captain McCallister: Maybe they killed themselves.
- Lisa Simpson: Maybe you ought to be ashamed of yourself.
- Captain McCallister: Maybe you ought to marry Milhouse!
- [Lisa gasps]
- Captain McCallister: That's right. Everyone knows about Milhouse.
- [Everyone sees a huge tidal wave]
- All: Shiiiiii-pwreck
- Marge Simpson: It's the famous Barnacle Bay fog. There's even a poem about it. "Oh, cotton candy in gossamer light, thy soft gray kiss upon my cheek..."
- [Smells the fog]
- Marge Simpson: It smells like hiney!