Quotes
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Dr. Perry Cox : Look, I know you all curl up on your futons at night dreaming of cracking a real life medical mystery so that some doctor/supermodel will want to touch your eruption button. But, here's the bad news: This isn't a TV show, there aren't any cameras over here, real medical mysteries don't happen every week, and doctors damn sure don't look like models. They look like Rex.
Rex : [Everyone looks at Rex and his muttonchops] What?
Dr. Perry Cox : Chin up, you ugly bastard. So if you wanna solve a real mystery, go ahead and figure out who's taking my New York Times every Sunday. Or better yet... how about why anybody on the planet actually thinks Dane Cook is funny? As far as Mr. Pierce goes, he has your run-of-the-mill pulmonary embolism. And I know, I know... it is a boring medical diagnosis. But that's what hospitals are: Boring.
