- Dr. John Watson: Come now, Holmes, where's your Christmas spirit?
- Sherlock Holmes: Ask me when I'm no longer being tormented by singing robots.
- Blue Carbuncle: There are plenty of things that don't have a purpose. The apendix, that's just one example. You, that's another.
- Professor James Moriarty: Holmes, I don't have time to waste. It is Christmas, after all. Just give me my present, and I'll be on my way.