- Jill Foxworth: I thought you could use a break.
- Victor Hatherley: Yeah, that's a fact. But I can't let Mike beat me to the finish.
- Jill Foxworth: You already beat him in the only race that matters to me...
- Victor Hatherley: Yeah, I won the girl and lost my best friend.
- Inspector Beth Lestrade: Ok, Louie, spill. Who's pedling the black market tickers?
- Louie the Snitch: I-I dunno, I'm just a middle man.
- Sherlock Holmes: Organ legging. The illicit trafficing of stolen human body parts. In my day, not even Jack the Ripper stooped so low.
- Dr. John Watson: Well, I'll be reformated! Jill and Michael are partners in crime!
- Sherlock Holmes: They appear to be partners in something.
- Sherlock Holmes: I must say, this scheme is exceptionally grotesque and vampyric. Even for you, Fenwick.