Inspector Gadget (TV Series)

The Emerald Duck (1983)

Don Adams: Gadget

Quotes 

• Chief Quimby : Congratulations, Gadget. Once again, you've foiled Dr. Claw's evil plan.

  Gadget : It was nothing, Chief. Things just kind of fell into place.

• [the plane that Gadget, Penny, and Brain are on, has been taken over by remote control, and is about to crash. Gadget is in the pilot's cabin, talking to two pilots that are actually dummies] 

  Gadget : A lot of help, you two dummies are!

• Gadget : This must be my lucky day.

  Dr. Claw : Wrong, Gadget! This is my lucky day!

  [laughs] 

• Macho Miguel : Time for lunch, Inspector.

  Gadget : We really have no time for lunch. I never eat while I'm on duty.

  Macho Miguel : Not your lunch. The piranha's lunch.

  [a bunch of piranhas emerge out of the water] 

  Gadget : Very kind of you, but we have no piranha food with us.

  Macho Miguel : Oh, yes we do!

  [Miguel picks Gadget up, about to throw him to the piranhas] 

• Gadget : Well, I can't see any at all.

  Penny : The any what, Uncle Gadget?

  Gadget : Mayans, Penny.

  Penny : [giggles]  Oh, Uncle Gadget. There haven't been any Mayans around for hundreds of years.