- Sheila Sabatini: Joyce, surgery is a serious profession! If people like Hope-Wynne insist on seeking publicity, before you know it we'll all be doing summer seasons on Blackpool pier!
- Joyce Watson: Claptrap! You're just jealous.
- Sheila Sabatini: I would not be seen dead in the Daily Mail!
- Joyce Watson: You'd sing "The Red Flag" in Harrods to get in the Telegraph.