Phil Silvers: MSgt. Ernest G. Bilko

Quotes 

• [Col. Hall does not believe Bilko's reason why he and four of his men are in sickbay] 

  Col. John T. Hall : You mean, you all just happened to get indigestion together?

  MSgt. Ernest G. Bilko : You see, sir, we believe it's Sgt. Ritzik's fault, sir. Last night he served us veal ragù, and I think he put too much rag and not enough goo in it, sir.