- [Jenny barges in on a meeting she was deliberately left out of]
- Tina Kennard: Oh Jenny, we thought that you were uh...
- Jenny Schecter: That I was uh... completely clueless? Someone to fuck with?
- Tina Kennard: No, of course not...
- Jenny Schecter: Someone who didn't realize what a lying duplicitous scheming excuse you are for a friend?
- [to Kate]
- Jenny Schecter: Be careful if you're doing business with this woman because she actually eats her own.
- Kate Arden: Actually, Jenny, Tina's been a really good friend to you, as a matter of fact she's protected you...
- Jenny Schecter: She just wants to fuck you! She does. She just wants to get in your pants...
- Tina Kennard: Shut the fuck up, Jenny, OK? You're a cunt! Bette almost lost her job because of you!