- Darnell Turner: What's your little man's name?
- Ray-ray: Oh, this right here is Mister Bearded Dragon. Yours?
- Darnell Turner: Mister Turtle. Call me if you're ever interested in setting up a play-date.
- Ray-ray: Oh, that'd be nice.
- Joy Turner: [standing naked in front of Randy] Randy, do you know where babies come from?
- Randy Hickey: Yeah, the bottom of that fuzzy lightning bolt.