Rowan Atkinson: Various Roles

Quotes 

• Buyer : [looking at scaled down model of bathroom set with toilet and shower on the scene]  A shower isn't as much use as a toilet is it? Well let's stick another toilet in there then!

  Salesperson : But you've already got one sir!

  [pause] 

  Salesperson : How about this heating rack? It can go just here...

  Buyer : For drying towels and things?

  Salesperson : That's right, yes.

  Buyer : A heating rack isn't as much use as a toilet is it, really?

  Salesperson : [laughing]  Well, I suppose not, no...

  Buyer : [takes out rack]  , well let's put a toilet there then!

  [puts toilet in in its place] 

  Salesperson : [confused]  Um, three toilets...

  Buyer : Ah yes - in case of blockage.

  Buyer : [slightly later in scene]  The bath's taking up a lot of room isn't it?

  Salesperson : Well it is a bathroom sir!

  Buyer : No, I prefer a shower.

  [removes the bath and puts a shower in] 

  Buyer : Put it here and we'll have a couple of toilets in there as well

  [insert two more toilets] 

  Salesperson : [bemused]  That's now six toilets...

  Buyer : I'll stick a toilet in the shower as well, kill two birds with one stone as it were.

  Salesperson : That's now seven toilets...

  Buyer : Do you have anything else?

  Salesperson : No, I'm afraid you've used up our entire stock!