Muppet Babies (TV Series)

Close Encounters of the Frog Kind (1984)

Russi Taylor: Gonzo, Robin

Quotes 

• Piggy : One day, you and I might have a little tadpole of our own. Wouldn't that be nice, Kermit?

  Kermit : Uh, gee, I, uh, uh...

  Piggy : WOULDN'T IT?

  Kermit : Right. Sure, Piggy.

  Piggy : And we can rock our little polliwog and tell him sweet stories like Piggy in Wonderland.

  Gonzo : You mean Alice in Wonderland, don'tcha?

  Piggy : [grabs Gonzo's nose]  If I meant Alice, I would have said Alice, you nerd!

• Robin : [thinking, about Gonzo]  That blue one is weird.

• Kermit : Hello there, little nephew Robin. I'm your Uncle Kermit.

  Robin : [thinking]  Boy, what a big frog! I wonder if I will look like that when I grow up.

• Piggy : ["reading" to Robin]  And so Piggy followed the little tadpole down its tadpole hole.

  Piggy : Oh, I'm falling!

  Gonzo : Hold everything! You're not telling the story right, Piggy. The pictures show Alice chasing a white rabbit down a rabbit hole not a tadpole hole.

  Piggy : I say it's a tadpole and he went down a tadpole hole and if you don't want to wind up stuffed in a weirdo hole YOU BETTER KEEP QUIET!

• Gonzo : [about Robin]  He crawled right into the picture book!

  Kermit : Oh, no! That book is 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea!

  Fozzie : Gee, a story about an underwater bowling alley?

  All : Oooh!

  Fozzie : Sorry.

• Gonzo : [about Piggy]  Awww, she called me a nerd. Next thing you know, I'll be the nerd of her dreams.