Muppet Babies (TV Series)

...At the Movies (1990)

Greg Berg: Fozzie, Scooter

Quotes 

• [Statler and Waldorf are giving the kids a preview of their new movie theater] 

  Statler : Yep. You kids are going to be our guinea pigs.

  Fozzie : Not me. I'm a bear.

  [points to Piggy] 

  Fozzie : She's a pig.

• [Rowlf and Fozzie enter a theater room and a Universal Pictures sign appears as the preview starts] 

  Rowlf : Oh, man. This part is always boring.

  Fozzie : I can fix that.

  [a figure appears on the corner of the movie screen] 

  Rowlf : Huh?

  Fozzie : Hi, Rowlf!

  Rowlf : [notices Fozzie's not in his seat]  Fozzie?

  Fozzie : You'll like this.

  [fiddles with the letters on the Universal sign] 

  Fozzie : I-I'll put these letters here... No, uh, these, uh... Whoops! Uh, heh heh heh! Uh, these here and uh... Oh... Oh...

  [squeezes the Earth on the Universal Pictures sign] 

  Fozzie : Think it's too round? Uh, maybe it's square. Whoops. How's that?

  Rowlf : Oh, brother.

  Fozzie : [gets back in his seat]  Oh, yeah. That's perfect.

  Rowlf : No need to adjust your set, folks. I saw it, too.

• Scooter : Um, e-excuse me, Mr. Cab driver. Uh, could you tell us how to get to Nanny's house?

  Cab driver : Hey, get lost, kid!

  Scooter : We tried that already.