Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors (TV Series)

Short Circuit, Long Wait (1985)

Len Carlson: Herc Stormsailor, Terror Tank

Quotes 

• Herc Stormsailor : Now hold on just one star pickin' minute. If this is such a great place, the why the warning buoy?

  Gillian : Oh well, that's because no one who's ever tried to reach Logos has ever returned.

  Oon : What?

  Herc Stormsailor : Oh yeah, I should've figured. Don't you know any other kind of place?

  [Gillian sadly shakes his head no] 

• Flora : I don't get it. Why is Logos doing this?

  Herc Stormsailor : I know why: Logos here is nuttier than purple spotted venom spitting starflarn... with the hickups!

• Logos : Oh, hello, I do hope you're having a good time. Anything I can do for you?

  Herc Stormsailor : Yeah, stuff it!

  Logos : I'll try that. Thanks, have a nice day.

• Herc Stormsailor : All right, smiley, lets see how you like a little lift ray.

  K.O. Trooper : [uses ray to lift a K.O. Trooper off the ground]  Hey, let me down!

  Herc Stormsailor : Whatever you say, ugly.