- Herc Stormsailor: Now hold on just one star pickin' minute. If this is such a great place, the why the warning buoy?
- Gillian: Oh well, that's because no one who's ever tried to reach Logos has ever returned.
- Oon: What?
- Herc Stormsailor: Oh yeah, I should've figured. Don't you know any other kind of place?
- [Gillian sadly shakes his head no]
- Flora: I don't get it. Why is Logos doing this?
- Herc Stormsailor: I know why: Logos here is nuttier than purple spotted venom spitting starflarn... with the hickups!
- Oon: It's coming right at us, master. What are we gonna do?
- Jayce: What else? Drive straight at it.
- Oon: Weh, we're gonna turn away at the last second, right master?
- Jayce: No, I'm afraid not, Oon. Here goes: Activating Density Decreaser, now!
- [Armed Force becomes intangible and passes right through a Terror Tank]
- Oon: Ooh, that was close. Good thing Gillian finished fixing that thing.
- Jayce: Actually, he didn't, but the Density Decreaser works at least half the time, so I thought tha...
- [Oon moans and faints]
- Jayce: Oon?
- Logos: Oh, hello, I do hope you're having a good time. Anything I can do for you?
- Herc Stormsailor: Yeah, stuff it!
- Logos: I'll try that. Thanks, have a nice day.
- Herc Stormsailor: All right, smiley, lets see how you like a little lift ray.
- K.O. Trooper: [uses ray to lift a K.O. Trooper off the ground] Hey, let me down!
- Herc Stormsailor: Whatever you say, ugly.