- [Last lines - Ron fears being hit with another "cupid ray"]
- Kim Possible: Hey Ron, what are you doing?
- Ron Stoppable: Nothing!
- Kim Possible: You're weird.
- Ron Stoppable: Kim...
- Kim Possible: [romantically] Shhh. I like weird.
- [Wade reads a love note for Monique that Ron gave him]
- Wade Load: The humble earthworm is vital to agriculture, it moves through the soil by excreting lubricating mucus.
- Kim Possible, Monique: Eww!
- Ron Stoppable: Wait! That's my biology report! Oh no! That means...
- [camera cuts to Mr. Barkin grading Ron's "biology report"]
- Mr. Steve Barkin: [sniffs] That's a beautiful thought. A-plus, Stoppable!
- [Ron gives Wade romantic advice]
- Wade Load: Shouldn't I just be myself?
- Ron Stoppable: Nah, that only works in cartoons.
- [Wade confronts Señor Senior Sr. over his stolen "cupid ray"]
- Señor Senior Sr.: Your genius cannot beat my evil or my treachery. Have you met my bodyguards, Evil and Treachery?
- Ron Stoppable: So, I'm gonna teach you the fine art of charmin' and disarmin'.
- Wade Load: You?
- Ron Stoppable: Yes, me! Uh, 'scuse me, WHO is dating Kim Possible?
- Wade Load: Yeah, but... the laws of extreme improbability inexplicably worked out in your favor!
- Ron Stoppable: And we'll make them work for you... playah!
- Wade Load: Why is romance so much harder than microelectronics?
- Ron Stoppable: Well, you know, things would be a lot easier if, oh I don't know, you just invented a love ray that would make Monique fall in love with you.
- [laughs]
- Wade Load: Hmmmm...
- [quietly]
- Wade Load: Booyah.
- Ron Stoppable: Ok, OK, that's not really a bun warmer, is it? 'Cause my bun is lukewarm and Monique's all hottie-hot.
- Wade Load: Ok, it's a device that makes girls fall in love with me. I invented it!
- Ron Stoppable: What? That's great! That... that's WRONG! Oh, SO wrong! Wade!... Wait, which means it wasn't my mad love-school skills?
- Wade Load: Well, you gave me the idea for the love ray. That's something.
- Ron Stoppable: Me? No, I didn't! I was...
- [gasps]
- Ron Stoppable: Oooh, so when I said...? and then you thought...? Then you did...?
- Wade Load: Yup!
- Ron Stoppable: [groans] Oh, Kim's SO gonna blame me.
- Ron Stoppable: [dressed in drag] Yeah, I did this before. Of course, I was brain-switched with Kim at the time.
- Ron Stoppable: Hey, gimme back my girlfriend!
- [Ron, dressed in drag takes off his wig and Junior laughs]
- Ron Stoppable: Dude, what is so funny?
- Señor Senior Jr.: I thought you were a lady.
- Ron Stoppable: Well, you are no gentleman.
- Señor Senior Sr.: Your genius cannot stop my evil or my treachery. Have you met my bodyguards? Evil and Treachery?