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Quotes
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Jack Donaghy : Good God; Devon is gay. He's even more powerful than I thought.
Liz Lemon : [facetiously] Maybe you should seduce him and get him to tell you all his secret plans.
[cut to Kenneth sitting in front of Jack's desk]
Kenneth Parcell : So, Mr. Donaghy, what can I do for you?
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[Jack wants a naïve Kenneth to gather intelligence about Devon Banks]
Jack Donaghy : You should get to know Devon; tell him all of your television ideas. You know, he started off as a page, just like you.
Kenneth Parcell : Really? So did I!
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Kenneth Parcell : And I have an idea for a show about a teacher named Art. I call that one "Art School." And one about a Jewish guy who opens an ice cream parlor. That one's called "Ice Cream Cohen." And a drama about two cops, one named Cash and one named Carry. I don't have a title for that one. But then also...
Devon Banks : Kenneth, can I offer you a libation? I have champagne, vodka, absinthe
Kenneth Parcell : Fruit punch, please.
Devon Banks : Right. You'll excuse me. I'll go slip into something a little more comfortable.
Kenneth Parcell : Like in the movies!
[reads questions Jack has prepared]
Kenneth Parcell : So Mr. Banks, what brings you to New York?
Devon Banks : Oh, just making the rounds.
Kenneth Parcell : Hmm. What projects are you working on, near-slash-long term?
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Jack Donaghy : I want you to tell me everything that happened last night.
Kenneth Parcell : The curtains open on a group of chorus line dreamers in 1970s leotards. Five...
Jack Donaghy : Stop that. I'm not talking about the show. The only reason I sent you to Banks was to get information. Why were you telling him anything?
Kenneth Parcell : I'm sorry, sir. I had to keep talking just to stop him from putting his fingers in my mouth.
Jack Donaghy : Kenneth, you are the worst gay bait ever.
Kenneth Parcell : You used me?
Jack Donaghy : For television. Kenneth, I humiliated you for television.
Kenneth Parcell : Like on "What's Happening?" when that man used Rerun to bootleg that Doobie Brothers concert!
Jack Donaghy : Exactly. And I need to humiliate you again. I got a very important meeting coming up and Banks cannot be there.
Kenneth Parcell : And you want me to kill him.
Jack Donaghy : No. I need you to distract him. You gotta make sure he doesn't leave that hotel room tomorrow morning.
Jack Donaghy : I'll do it. Just like Sidney Bristow on "Alias," I'll use my sexuality as a weapon. To the wig shop!
