June Collyer: June Erwin

Quotes 

• June Erwin : You know perfectly well that the Johnsons are coming over for bridge this evening.

  Stu Erwin : Ohhh.

  June Erwin : Don't tell me you're too tired.

  Stu Erwin : The mere thought of having to lift thirteen cards at one time wears me out.

• Stu Erwin : A barbecue reduces cooking to utter simplicity. It's just a matter of impaling the bird on a spit and letting nature do the rest. Nothing to it; nothing at all.

  June Erwin : Nothing but buying it, cleaning it, singeing it, plucking out its pinfeathers...