Life on Mars (TV Series)
Episode #2.6 (2007)
John Simm: DI Sam Tyler
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Quotes
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Gene : Now. Yesterday's shooting. The dealers are all so scared we're more likely to get Helen Keller to talk. The Paki in a coma's about as lively as Liberace's dick when he's looking at a naked woman, all in all this investigation's going at the speed of a spastic in a magnet factory.
Sam Tyler : [Sam Tyler, aghast, drops the radio he is holding]
Gene : What?
Sam Tyler : Think you might have missed out the Jews.
Gene : What?
Sam Tyler : I think we need to explore whether this attempted murder was a hate crime.
Gene : What as opposed to one of those I-really-really-like-you sort of murders?
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[speaking to a White Supremacist after he claims himself superior]
Sam Tyler : Superior? You're not superior to an amoeba with special needs.
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Sam Tyler : There's no history of drug dealing amongst the Gujerati Ugandan Asians.
Gene Hunt : Blahdy blahdy history bloody blah! It doesn't take a degree in Applied Bollocks to know what's going on.
Sam Tyler : Go on, then. Amaze me with your insubstantial guesswork.
Gene Hunt : He's come over here, started dealing and Rocket or one of the other local drug boys has took offence and offed him.
Sam Tyler : That's better that even *I* expected. Copper leaps to a conclusion then finds the evidence to fit.
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Sam Tyler : Starsky and Hutch have a lot to answer for.