- Squidward: Oh, this is the best day of my life! I can die happy!
- [He keels over]
- Mr. Krabs: Oh no you don't!
- [He grabs the octopus' soul and pushes it back in his body]
- Mr. Krabs: You're working tonight, and corpses can't collect cash!
- Squidward: [unfazed by the past ten seconds] Well, still the happiest day of my life.