- Heath: [referring to the crank generator] So do you know how to work this thingy? I was kinda wondering when the cell service will be back.
- Heath: [Rusty cranks on it] Cool! It's like magic!
- Rusty Cartwright: Actually it's a simple crank generator that turns friction into electricity.
- Heath: Or magic!
- Casey Cartwright: How's the head wound?
- Jen K: I'm not showing any signs of a concussion so I should be ok.
- Casey Cartwright: Are you pre-med?
- Jen K: No, just clumsy.
- Rusty Cartwright: Beaver, the bathroom is that way!
- The Beaver: [Rusty points down the hall, away from Cappie's room] Man, why do they keep moving it?!
- Rebecca Logan: Spirit! Tell us who you are!
- Casey Cartwright: [the Ouija board spells out virgin] Virgin, I stand corrected, it's not Rebecca.
- Rusty Cartwright: [to Cappie] Hey, why the long face? This party's got your three favorite things. Beer, girls, and severe weather warnings!