- Mitch Yost: Watch your feet; I stepped on a syringe here yesterday.
- Kai: Yeah, welcome to the sloughs.
- Kai: [about Cass] Who's that chick? She a fan of yours?
- Mitch Yost: All my fans are in retirement homes.
- Butchie Yost: Are you shy about doin' your business, John?
- John Monad: I'm shy about doing my business.
- Butchie Yost: Shit, I haven't seen you dump or take a leak since you got here.
- Vietnam Joe: [about John] You think he may be a Mexican?
- Butchie Yost: I'm trying to get a line on him, Joe.
- Butchie Yost: Leads me to believe that you're not from around here.
- John Monad: I'm not from around here, Butchie!
- Butchie Yost: Oh, yeah, no? Or any other metropolis for that matter. I'm feeling kinda, you know, a small town. Not a farm town, but a small town. A small town like a... I'm feeling a little Cincinnati.
- John Monad: I am from Cincinnati!
- Butchie Yost: Get the fuck out!
- John Monad: You get the fuck out!
- Butchie Yost: [Butchie receives a phone call from Mitch informing him of Shaun's accident] Yeah?
- Mitch Yost: You piece of shit! What's up with your phone?
- Butchie Yost: The battery died.
- Mitch Yost: Yeah, what a shock.
- Butchie Yost: Is that what you called to talk to me about, my fucking phone?
- Mitch Yost: Shaunie broke his neck at Huntington.
- Butchie Yost: Is he gonna be alright?
- Mitch Yost: He broke his neck!
- Dr. Michael Smith: Our tests show that there is no electrical activity in Shaun's brain.
- Mitch Yost: [to the Doctor] So you're saying he's brain dead. You're saying there's nothing you can do.
- Dr. Michael Smith: I'm sorry. But I think that's the case.
- Cissy Yost: [about Shaun] He's breathing and I can hold him.
- Mitch Yost: Well, get a dog. He's dead. I want him off the machines.
- Linc Stark: [to remonstrative father] Your kid sticks one like that, you can come back and piss in my ear.
- [last lines]
- Bill Jacks: That's it, Zip. That's it. Kiss Shauny too, as long as you're being stupid. Jesus, Mary and Joseph.
- Mitch Yost: What the hell are you doing here?
- Linc Stark: Shaun's back in. At Huntington.
- Mitch Yost: You muscled him back in.
- Cass: [to Mitch] Mitch Yost. I'm doing this film. It's called Legends. I'd like to shoot you for it.
- Linc Stark: [on the phone] I can't believe she saw you hitting on Mitch, this morning.
- Cass: [on the phone] You know, Linc. I actually do make films.
- Linc Stark: [on the phone] That's what your supposed to make her think.
- Linc Stark: [on the phone] I'll see you at Huntington.
- Cass: [on the phone] Yeah, you'll see me, but you won't fucking to me.