WandaVision (TV Mini Series)

We Interrupt This Program (2021)

Randall Park: Jimmy Woo

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Quotes 

• Jimmy Woo : So you're saying the universe created a sitcom starring two Avengers.

  Darcy Lewis : It's a working theory.

• Darcy Lewis : Twins. What a twist.

  [seeing Woo's look] 

  Darcy Lewis : What? I'm invested.

  Monica Rambeau : He was killed by Ultron, wasn't he?

  Jimmy Woo : Did she just say the name Ultron? Has that happened before? A reference to our reality.

  Darcy Lewis : No. Never.

• Jimmy Woo : Monia, are you okay?

  Monica Rambeau : It's Wanda. It's all Wanda.

• Darcy Lewis : 1950s, 1960s, and now the '70s. Why does it keep switching time periods? It can't be purely for my enjoyment, can it?

  Jimmy Woo : And I can't believe Wanda and Vision are having a baby.

  Darcy Lewis : You want any?

  Jimmy Woo : Heck, I thought about it for sure. A little Jimmy Woo. Get him a little FBI badge.

  [realizing what she means] 

  Jimmy Woo : Oh, you... chip? Sure.

• Jimmy Woo : I, uh, pulled phone numbers for all the residents. I'm only through the Ds, but so far, I got diddly squat.

  Monica Rambeau : So, you can't reach anyone inside and everyone on the outside has some sort of selective amnesia?

  Jimmy Woo : This isn't a missing persons case, Captain Rambeau, it's a missing town. Population 3,892.

  Monica Rambeau : Why haven't you gone inside to investigate?

  Jimmy Woo : 'Cause it doesn't want me to. You can feel it, too, can't you? Nobody's supposed to go in.

• Monica Rambeau : What's the story here, Agent Woo?

  Jimmy Woo : Uh, I've got a witness set up down the road in Westview, and this morning, it looked like he flew the coop.

  Monica Rambeau : Your missing person is in the Witness Protection Program?

  Jimmy Woo : I have contacted known associates, relatives...

  Monica Rambeau : And let me guess, none of them have seen him either?

  Jimmy Woo : No. None of them have ever heard of him. Something seemed hanky to me, so I took the first flight out of Oakland to interface with local law enforcement, which is when I encountered a new wrinkle.

  Monica Rambeau : What is that?

  Jimmy Woo : [leading her down the road]  Pardon me, Sheriff. Would you mind repeating your claim about Westview to my colleague here?

  Sheriff : No such place.

  Monica Rambeau : You're saying the town of Westview, New Jersey doesn't exist?

  Sheriff : It's what I keep telling your G-man here, but he won't listen.

  Monica Rambeau : I see. And, um, I'm sorry, what-what town are you from?

  Sheriff : Eastview.

  Jimmy Woo : Thank you, Sheriff. I'll reach out if we need any further assistance.

• Darcy Lewis : [after spotting Maria in a "WandaVision" episode]  Does she seem okay to you?

  Jimmy Woo : Well, she doesn't appear to be harmed in any way, but that is definitely not the boss lady I met yesterday.

  Darcy Lewis : So, what, deep cover? Monica has to play along?

  Jimmy Woo : With whom? Or else, what? All right. Brass tacks, Dr. Lewis. What are we looking at here? Is it an alternate reality? Time travel? Some cockamamie social experiment?

  Darcy Lewis : It's a sitcom. A 1950s sitcom.

  Jimmy Woo : But why?

  Darcy Lewis : Hey, man, we're working with the same scarcity of intel.

• Jimmy Woo : Is this from the current episode?

  Agent Rodriguez : Aired about two minutes ago.

  Darcy Lewis : What is it?

  Jimmy Woo : What does it look like to you?

  Darcy Lewis : Like a retro version of a S.W.O.R.D. drone?

  Jimmy Woo : Bingo.

  Darcy Lewis : But how did it change and why?

  Jimmy Woo : Uh, to go with the production design?

  Darcy Lewis : Or render it useless.

  Jimmy Woo : Why'd you colorize it?

  Agent Rodriguez : I didn't.

• Darcy Lewis : There's nothing here. One second, Maria is standing right there, and the next, she isn't. Someone is censoring the broadcast.

  Jimmy Woo : But where's Rambeau?

• Jimmy Woo : Director Hayward, between you, me, and the bedpost, I am not confident about this mission.

  Director Hayward : Thanks for the feedback, Jimmy. If only my drones were as forthcoming.

  Jimmy Woo : There's no reason to suspect the perimeter doesn't extend subterraneously.

  Director Hayward : There's no reason to suspect it does.

  Jimmy Woo : Well, we don't know enough about the nature of the threat to send in another agent when the first is yet to return.

  Director Hayward : Someone must really miss you back in Quantico.

  Jimmy Woo : No, sir. Softball season's over, sir.