House M.D. (TV Series)

The Jerk (2007)

Lisa Edelstein: Dr. Lisa Cuddy

Quotes 

• Dr. Gregory House : Oh, almost forgot, I need to give a 16-year-old magic mushrooms to treat a cluster headache. Is that cool?

  Dr. Lisa Cuddy : No problem.

  [House exits her office] 

  Dr. Lisa Cuddy : I was being sarcastic!

  Dr. Gregory House : Wouldn't look that way in the court transcript.

• Dr. Eric Foreman : And when that case comes along that I can't figure out, you know who I'd have to go to?

  Dr. Lisa Cuddy : Or you can just let that patient die, that's completely up to you.

• Dr. Lisa Cuddy : You killed Foreman's job interview.

  Dr. James Wilson : Why would I...?

  Dr. Lisa Cuddy : Somebody did. Wasn't me and it wasn't House, which means it has to be somebody who thought he was protecting House which means it has to be somebody who actually likes House, which means it's either you or the weird night janitor who wears his pants backwards.

  Dr. James Wilson : I want Foreman to leave. House has to realize he needs someone who stands up to him. Cameron is in love with him, Chase is afraid of him, and I enable him. House needs limits.

  Dr. Lisa Cuddy : I give him...

  Dr. James Wilson : You authorize magic mushrooms.

• Dr. Lisa Cuddy : [to Wilson after suspecting him of sabotaging Foreman's job interview]  You made that call and because of that call, you basically guaranteed Foreman's out of here.