House M.D. (TV Series)
The Jerk (2007)
Nick Lane: Nate
Quotes
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Nate : Hey, Dr. X?
[Foreman looks at him]
Nate : I know you've busted ass trying to save me.
Dr. Eric Foreman : It's all right.
Nate : I wasn't gonna thank you.
[coughs]
Nate : I was gonna tell you you really suck at this.
Dr. Eric Foreman : We're doing our best.
Nate : That's sort of my point. Your best really sucks.
[Foreman sighs]
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Nate : So, do people watch what they say around you?
Dr. Eric Foreman : Because I'm black?
Nate : No, because you're gay.
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Dr. Robert Chase : [while giving Nate mushrooms] Nate, how's the pain?
Nate : Hey, it's Skippy, the bush kangaroo!
Dr. Robert Chase : Your head, Nate. We need to know how the pain is.
Nate : What I got here is the opposite of pain.
Dr. Allison Cameron : That means you're suffering from cluster headaches which means hopefully...
[Nate looks at Cameron]
Nate : [laughs] Man, you're hot!
[turns to Chase]
Nate : She's making me horny.
Dr. Robert Chase : Deal with it.
Nate : Hey, hey, hey, hey. You can't get me stoned then not close the deal.
Dr. Robert Chase : [under his breath] God, shut up.
Dr. Allison Cameron : [to Chase] Take it easy, he's not well.
Nate : [laughs] You'll regret saying no. Check it out.
[Nate opens his gown exposing himself to Chase and Cameron]
Dr. Robert Chase : [disgusted tone] Oh, for God's sake!