Shrek the Third (2007 Video Game)

Michael Gough: Shrek, Announcer

Quotes 

• Artie : Are we almost there yet? It feels like we've been walking forever.

  Shrek : Hey, it wasn't ''my'' quest! Next time, ask the Lady of the Lake for a shorter one!

  [''A piano being played is heard''] 

  Artie : Is that a piano?

  [''Shrek turns and sees Captain Hook playing his piano on a huge log''] 

• Shrek : Hey, kid. Which one is Artie?

  Artie : Um, that tall one over there. But he prefers to go by his nickname Peaches.

  Shrek : Okay...

• Shrek : All right, Peaches. You're coming with me.

  Lancelot : What did you call me?

  Shrek : Peaches. Come on, we've got a ship to catch.

  Lancelot : You said it again!

  Shrek : And you'll have a whole kingdom calling you that, if we ever get there. Now move it, Peaches!

  Lancelot : Unhand me! You've insulted Lancelot's honor for the final time!

  Shrek : Lancelot? I thought you were Arthur.

  Lancelot : That's one insult too many! You should face me on the field of battle!