Stuart Stone: Bentley Raccoon

Quotes 

• Lisa : [Lisa catches Bentley pretending to smoke a cigarette from a pack she left lying around in the clubhouse]  Bentley Raccoon!

  Bentley : Lisa!

  Lisa : Take that thing out of your mouth right now, buster!

  Bentley : Hey, I was only fooling around!

  Lisa : You *don't* fool around with *cigarettes*! You have any idea what they can do to your health? You can't breathe, they smell awful, they're expensive and once you start smoking it's almost *impossible* to stop! Bentley, cigarettes are *NOT* cool!

  Bentley : I *know* that stuff already. And you know that *I* don't smoke. Brother! Sisters can be so *dumb*!