- Lisa: [Lisa catches Bentley pretending to smoke a cigarette from a pack she left lying around in the clubhouse] Bentley Raccoon!
- Bentley: Lisa!
- Lisa: Take that thing out of your mouth right now, buster!
- Bentley: Hey, I was only fooling around!
- Lisa: You *don't* fool around with *cigarettes*! You have any idea what they can do to your health? You can't breathe, they smell awful, they're expensive and once you start smoking it's almost *impossible* to stop! Bentley, cigarettes are *NOT* cool!
- Bentley: I *know* that stuff already. And you know that *I* don't smoke. Brother! Sisters can be so *dumb*!
- Cyril: [last few lines of the episode, Cyril is helping Cedric, Bert, Lisa and Bentley paint the clubhouse] It's quite a previlige being allowed to paint the first stroke you paint on your clubhouse
- Cedric: It the least we could do, Pop. You bought us the paint.
- Cyril: I just wanted this clubhouse of yours to *really* stand out but I must say this is an interesting color.
- Bert: Lisa picked it out. It's called...
- Lisa, Bert: "Yucko Pink"!
- [both laugh]
- [Cyril hears Lisa crying round the back of Bert and Cedric's clubhouse, and sees her tearing up her cigarettes]
- Cyril: Ahem! Something wrong, kid?
- Lisa: Oh, Mr Sneer! I guess this looks weird to you, huh?
- Cyril: No, I've done this before. With cigars. You know, they don't break nearly as nicely but they're just as hard to quit.
- Lisa: Oh I've already quit!
- Cyril: Great! But why the tears? I'd be hilariously happy if I could quit.
- Lisa: But your friends wouldn't dump you if you did! I just lost a friend. She said I wouldn't fit in with her crowd.
- Cyril: Listen, kid, some crowds just are not worth belonging to.