Len Carlson: Bert Raccoon, Pig Two, Pig Three, Mr. Knox

Quotes 

• [Cyril Sneer and his three pigs are attempting to return the Prism of Zenda back to the pedestal and take the fake one, one of the pigs blew his nose until he loses the tissue falling down the surveillance lines, the alarm goes off] 

  Cyril Sneer : Now you've done it, you brainless excuse for a burglar!

  [the door flies open, Mr. Knox and Lady Baden-Baden see him] 

  Cyril Sneer : [waves and laughs nervously]  Evening, Knox.

  Mr. Knox : What's the meaning of this, Mr. Sneer!

  Cyril Sneer : It's... not what it looks like, Knox.

  Lady Baden-Baden : Ooh! He's got the Prism of Zenda!

  Cyril Sneer : No, you don't understand. I was returning the REAL prism. Heh, it's down on the pedestal.

  Mr. Knox : You've already returned it once, sir!

  Cyril Sneer : I gave you a fake, Knox. The real prism was lost; I didn't want to tell you. So, I gave you a fake.

  Mr. Knox : But you see, I gave YOU a fake.

  [snickers] 

  Mr. Knox : You don't think I would've trusted YOU with the real Prism of Zenda, do you? Huh!

  [polices sirens are heard coming close] 

  Mr. Knox : The real one was right here all the time. I mean, after all, it is priceless.

  Cyril Sneer : [dumbstruck]  You mean, I had a fake, all along?

  [a policeman comes in holding handcuffs] 

  Mr. Knox : That is the REAL prism, and you've been caught red-handed STEALING IT, SIR!

  Cyril Sneer : Oh, no!