Scrubs (TV Series)
My Hard Labor (2007)
Sarah Chalke: Dr. Elliot Reid
Quotes
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Dr. Kim Briggs : [in labor] Aaaaargh! I hate you so much right now, J.D.!
Dr. Donna : Don't worry, all women say that stuff during labor. She doesn't mean it.
Dr. Kim Briggs : I do! He just broke up with me!
Dr. Donna : What?
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : No, no! Technically I didn't break up with her; I just told her I didn't love her.
Nurse Shirley : Who did he say that to?
Dr. Donna : The mother of his baby!
Nurse Shirley : No, he didn't...
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [to himself] Man, she looks familiar...
Dr. Kim Briggs : Get out!
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : No, I'm not letting you go through this alone.
Dr. Kim Briggs : I have someone else I can call!
[Elliot's sleeping; her phone rings; she wakes up and answers]
Dr. Elliot Reid : Keith, I get it, I ruined your life. Stop calling.
[on the phone Kim cries in agony]
Dr. Elliot Reid : Oh hey, Kim!
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Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [narrating] There are some images that even doctors can't stomach...
Keith : Oh... that is so gross I migh vomit...
Nurse Carla Espinosa : Oh, is it the patient with the infected neck wound?
Keith : Ugh... worse...
[Elliot arrives]
Dr. Elliot Reid : Hey guys!
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [narrating] ... like the image of your ex-fiancèe.
Dr. Elliot Reid : How's it going, Keith?
Keith : You ruined my life.
[walks away]
Dr. Elliot Reid : Nice seeing you.